老師問一位學生說： 同學，有句話道：「人生自古誰無死」，你接下一句 可憐這位學生平常不用功，怎麼可能知道 ,卻見他從容不迫的回道： 「人生自古誰無屎，有誰大便不用紙」 下學期後便再沒有這位學生的蹤跡了…… 但是就在隔年，這位學生又跟老師碰面了!! 上課的時候，老師又問到同樣的問題: 同學，有句話道： 「人生自古誰無死」，你接下一句 這回學生學聰明了，他緩緩的說道： 「人生自古誰無屎， 誰能大便不用紙。 若君不用衛生紙， 除非汝是用手指。」 老師聽完之後非常火大，但是又不能表現出來，只有冷冷的叫這名學生罰站。 接著老師看見窗外正在落下的大雪感慨地說： 「上天下雪不下雨， 雪到地上變成雨。 變成雨時多麻煩， 為何當初不下雨。」 老師話還未完，罰站的這位學生又感慨地回覆老師： 「老師食飯不食屎， 飯到肚時變成屎。 變成屎時多麻煩， 為何當初不食屎。」
Monday, May 11, 2009
Funny Joke
Friday, January 9, 2009
Hands-free orgasm!
Dear Dr. Rix,
Last night I was watching porn and trying to get off. I grabbed my dick but I really wanted to rub my abs. I flexed my abs and started rubbing them up & down really fast. That made me cum! It was like jacking off my torso! I was holding my dick still but the action of flexing my abs and rubbing them made me cum. Have you heard of anything like that? It was a really cool orgasm. --
Sensitive Washboard.
Very hot, SW! Yes, the human body can be wired up in many different ways, and just about any part can be sexually stimulated to bring on arousal. Many people have discovered parts of their bodies that have a direct connection to their genitals, like a tug on the nipple or a kiss on the neck. But there seems to be no limit to which body part can do this, depending on the person. Sometimes it not only stimulates arousal, but one rarer occasions, it can bring on orgasm and ejaculation, as well (Although orgasm and ejaculation can be two different things, for the sake of space, I’m going to call it all “cumming”).
There are people who can cum from their pits being licked. Some people cum from just their inner thighs being touched. I know it sounds a little like a Dr. Suess poem — “Some can cum from tickling their feet, some can cum from kissing their cheek” — but our bodies are that diverse. Of course, there are a lot of guys that just being penetrated, with probably a good bump on the prostate, can bring on a strong cum without ever grabbing their rod.
Furthermore, people who have lost sensation from their waist or neck down often have bodies that compensate for the loss. Somehow their bodies shift sensitivity to such a degree that lightly rubbing the back of their arms, for example, can send them into orbit around the planet orgasmia. The human body is that amazing!
I’ll let you in on a little secret, our muscles around the genital area can have a significant influence on our ability to cum. The more in shape they are the stronger the cum, and many feel they have better control over their cumming as well. How do you exercise them? Besides the fun activity of sex, it’s much like Kegel Exercises for women. Three easy steps:
1) squeeze all your genital muscles (including around your anus) like when you have to pee but you have to hold it. 2) relax all your muscles down there (really concentrate at relaxing ALL of the muscles -- it can take a few seconds), and 3) push all of these muscles, like you’re taking a dump (but don’t actually take one).
Do forty of these a day — squeeze, relax, push, relax, and so on — and you’ll have stronger cums. I’ve known guys that get so good at this that just by squeezing and relaxing over and over again, they can cum without ever touching their cocks. I’ll bet your abs trick was some kind of configuration similar to this, SW.
For an even stronger dimension to this exercise, use one of those tiny vibrators that come with a rubbery cockring and strap it around the head of your erect penis. It takes some finessing to get it to stay on, but then use it as a kind of barbell when doing these exercises — while it’s vibrating — and I tell you, you’re gonna see God, and it’s going to feel like someone’s sucking you dry! Enjoy!
Last night I was watching porn and trying to get off. I grabbed my dick but I really wanted to rub my abs. I flexed my abs and started rubbing them up & down really fast. That made me cum! It was like jacking off my torso! I was holding my dick still but the action of flexing my abs and rubbing them made me cum. Have you heard of anything like that? It was a really cool orgasm. --
Sensitive Washboard.
Very hot, SW! Yes, the human body can be wired up in many different ways, and just about any part can be sexually stimulated to bring on arousal. Many people have discovered parts of their bodies that have a direct connection to their genitals, like a tug on the nipple or a kiss on the neck. But there seems to be no limit to which body part can do this, depending on the person. Sometimes it not only stimulates arousal, but one rarer occasions, it can bring on orgasm and ejaculation, as well (Although orgasm and ejaculation can be two different things, for the sake of space, I’m going to call it all “cumming”).
There are people who can cum from their pits being licked. Some people cum from just their inner thighs being touched. I know it sounds a little like a Dr. Suess poem — “Some can cum from tickling their feet, some can cum from kissing their cheek” — but our bodies are that diverse. Of course, there are a lot of guys that just being penetrated, with probably a good bump on the prostate, can bring on a strong cum without ever grabbing their rod.
Furthermore, people who have lost sensation from their waist or neck down often have bodies that compensate for the loss. Somehow their bodies shift sensitivity to such a degree that lightly rubbing the back of their arms, for example, can send them into orbit around the planet orgasmia. The human body is that amazing!
I’ll let you in on a little secret, our muscles around the genital area can have a significant influence on our ability to cum. The more in shape they are the stronger the cum, and many feel they have better control over their cumming as well. How do you exercise them? Besides the fun activity of sex, it’s much like Kegel Exercises for women. Three easy steps:
1) squeeze all your genital muscles (including around your anus) like when you have to pee but you have to hold it. 2) relax all your muscles down there (really concentrate at relaxing ALL of the muscles -- it can take a few seconds), and 3) push all of these muscles, like you’re taking a dump (but don’t actually take one).
Do forty of these a day — squeeze, relax, push, relax, and so on — and you’ll have stronger cums. I’ve known guys that get so good at this that just by squeezing and relaxing over and over again, they can cum without ever touching their cocks. I’ll bet your abs trick was some kind of configuration similar to this, SW.
For an even stronger dimension to this exercise, use one of those tiny vibrators that come with a rubbery cockring and strap it around the head of your erect penis. It takes some finessing to get it to stay on, but then use it as a kind of barbell when doing these exercises — while it’s vibrating — and I tell you, you’re gonna see God, and it’s going to feel like someone’s sucking you dry! Enjoy!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
5 Best Heart Foods
5 foods that can help rein in out-of-control cholesterol
1. Almonds
These nuts provide a rich source of cholesterol-lowering sterols, but Christopher Gardner, Ph.D., a cholesterol researcher at Stanford University, credits monounsaturated fat with most of the benefit. Unlike saturated fat, the mono kind doesn't block the removal of LDL cholesterol from the bloodstream.
2. Apples
Earlier this year, Cornell University researchers found that eating one Red Delicious apple a day can block LDL oxidation, resulting in an 8 percent drop in levels. Bonus: Apples (and their skins) contain soluble fiber, the kind that scrubs artery walls clean. Cut one up and mix it into your oatmeal, another top source.
3. Beans
Much has been made of soybeans' ability to overcome everything from cholesterol to cancer. Gardner isn't convinced: "I'm not sure how much of the health benefit is soy versus what soy displaces." When it comes to controlling cholesterol, he says, that means substituting a vegetable patty for a fatty beef burger and topping your salad with edamame or kidney beans instead of chicken tenders a couple of times a week.
4. Blueberries
Similar to the resveratrol in grapes, pterostilbene, an antioxidant found in blueberries, can stimulate liver cells to better break down fat and cholesterol, according to USDA scientists.
5. Fish
Two weekly servings of fatty fish, like salmon, can lower LDL by 20 percent. Tufts University scientists found that, in high enough quantities, the omega-3 fatty acids from fish chewed through cholesterol molecules in the bloodstream and shrank the size of remaining LDL particles by 12 percent.
By: Phillip Rhodes, Illustrations by: Eboy
1. Almonds
These nuts provide a rich source of cholesterol-lowering sterols, but Christopher Gardner, Ph.D., a cholesterol researcher at Stanford University, credits monounsaturated fat with most of the benefit. Unlike saturated fat, the mono kind doesn't block the removal of LDL cholesterol from the bloodstream.
2. Apples
Earlier this year, Cornell University researchers found that eating one Red Delicious apple a day can block LDL oxidation, resulting in an 8 percent drop in levels. Bonus: Apples (and their skins) contain soluble fiber, the kind that scrubs artery walls clean. Cut one up and mix it into your oatmeal, another top source.
3. Beans
Much has been made of soybeans' ability to overcome everything from cholesterol to cancer. Gardner isn't convinced: "I'm not sure how much of the health benefit is soy versus what soy displaces." When it comes to controlling cholesterol, he says, that means substituting a vegetable patty for a fatty beef burger and topping your salad with edamame or kidney beans instead of chicken tenders a couple of times a week.
4. Blueberries
Similar to the resveratrol in grapes, pterostilbene, an antioxidant found in blueberries, can stimulate liver cells to better break down fat and cholesterol, according to USDA scientists.
5. Fish
Two weekly servings of fatty fish, like salmon, can lower LDL by 20 percent. Tufts University scientists found that, in high enough quantities, the omega-3 fatty acids from fish chewed through cholesterol molecules in the bloodstream and shrank the size of remaining LDL particles by 12 percent.
By: Phillip Rhodes, Illustrations by: Eboy
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Your Guide to Starting Over
OK, I’m ready to get back out there. That last relationship is in the past, and even though I have some mixed feelings, I’m actually excited about dating again. What’s my next step?
If you’re ready to begin looking for “the one” again, here’s your Guide to Starting Over.
Step 1: Prepare yourself Socially
You have plenty of reason for excitement. This is your chance to completely reinvent yourself and the way you interact with people on a social level. So spend some time thinking about how you’ve always gone about looking for potential partners. Do you want to re-think your old hang-outs? If the places you’ve looked before haven’t yielded such great dating results, then brainstorm some spots you’re more likely to find someone more compatible with you.
Also, be willing to reconsider the actual people you might choose to date. Are there people already in your life, people you already trust, who might be potential romantic partners? Maybe there’s someone you haven’t considered before who could become more than a friend in your life?
Regardless of your past social persona, you can now choose who you want to be in social situations. Decide where you want to go, and who you want to be with, and you can make changes that will allow you to create a dating life that’s fun, exciting, and even adventurous.
Step 2: Prepare yourself Externally
In addition to thinking about your social environment, spend some time considering who you are on the outside, and how you come across to other people. For example, what about your clothes, and your overall look? The 90s may have been a great decade, but that doesn’t mean you have to keep living there when it comes to your fashion and hairstyle.
Spend a little bit of money to update your overall look. Go shopping with a friend who does a good job of keeping up with the latest trends and fashions. Update your classics with trendier items that flatter your figure. Then, if you think you need it, go to a salon and let a professional you trust give you advice about how to wear your hair.
But more than that, this is about how you feel about yourself as you dive into the dating waters again. If you go back out there feeling good about how you look and about how you’ll be perceived, you’ll present yourself with more confidence and self-assurance. Then you can be more fully yourself, meaning that people will get to see the real you, as you want to be seen. Which connects to the final step…
Step 3: Prepare yourself Internally
More important than anything else as you begin dating again, is what kind of attention you pay to your internal self. Are there old wounds and baggage you need to release? If so, let them go. Few things will make a worse impression on a first date than a person who is bitter and resentful about a past relationship. So if you need to spend some time working through old feelings and even find some forgiveness for someone who hurt you, doing so will be well worth your time and effort.
Now is also a good time to let go of old dating patterns. Take a long, hard look at yourself, and think about what kinds of mistakes you seem to repeatedly make. If you consistently end up with a person who hurts you, who is emotionally unavailable, or who fails to show you respect, then that’s an issue you want to explore. Or if you keep choosing someone who’s needy and lacks a sense of self, then that’s one of your patterns you want to spend some time thinking about.
Set standards for who you want to be, and for the kinds of people you want to be with. Spend time thinking about what you want, and who you are. The more intentional you can be about what kind of dating life you want to pursue, the greater chance you’ll have of actually creating it.
We know it can be scary as you take the first steps towards rejoining the dating world. But don’t focus on that fear. Instead, think about the opportunity before you. This is your chance to get out there and be the person you’ve always wanted to be. And who knows? Maybe there’s someone else out there who’s also preparing him or herself and will be just the right person for you.
If you’re ready to begin looking for “the one” again, here’s your Guide to Starting Over.
Step 1: Prepare yourself Socially
You have plenty of reason for excitement. This is your chance to completely reinvent yourself and the way you interact with people on a social level. So spend some time thinking about how you’ve always gone about looking for potential partners. Do you want to re-think your old hang-outs? If the places you’ve looked before haven’t yielded such great dating results, then brainstorm some spots you’re more likely to find someone more compatible with you.
Also, be willing to reconsider the actual people you might choose to date. Are there people already in your life, people you already trust, who might be potential romantic partners? Maybe there’s someone you haven’t considered before who could become more than a friend in your life?
Regardless of your past social persona, you can now choose who you want to be in social situations. Decide where you want to go, and who you want to be with, and you can make changes that will allow you to create a dating life that’s fun, exciting, and even adventurous.
Step 2: Prepare yourself Externally
In addition to thinking about your social environment, spend some time considering who you are on the outside, and how you come across to other people. For example, what about your clothes, and your overall look? The 90s may have been a great decade, but that doesn’t mean you have to keep living there when it comes to your fashion and hairstyle.
Spend a little bit of money to update your overall look. Go shopping with a friend who does a good job of keeping up with the latest trends and fashions. Update your classics with trendier items that flatter your figure. Then, if you think you need it, go to a salon and let a professional you trust give you advice about how to wear your hair.
But more than that, this is about how you feel about yourself as you dive into the dating waters again. If you go back out there feeling good about how you look and about how you’ll be perceived, you’ll present yourself with more confidence and self-assurance. Then you can be more fully yourself, meaning that people will get to see the real you, as you want to be seen. Which connects to the final step…
Step 3: Prepare yourself Internally
More important than anything else as you begin dating again, is what kind of attention you pay to your internal self. Are there old wounds and baggage you need to release? If so, let them go. Few things will make a worse impression on a first date than a person who is bitter and resentful about a past relationship. So if you need to spend some time working through old feelings and even find some forgiveness for someone who hurt you, doing so will be well worth your time and effort.
Now is also a good time to let go of old dating patterns. Take a long, hard look at yourself, and think about what kinds of mistakes you seem to repeatedly make. If you consistently end up with a person who hurts you, who is emotionally unavailable, or who fails to show you respect, then that’s an issue you want to explore. Or if you keep choosing someone who’s needy and lacks a sense of self, then that’s one of your patterns you want to spend some time thinking about.
Set standards for who you want to be, and for the kinds of people you want to be with. Spend time thinking about what you want, and who you are. The more intentional you can be about what kind of dating life you want to pursue, the greater chance you’ll have of actually creating it.
We know it can be scary as you take the first steps towards rejoining the dating world. But don’t focus on that fear. Instead, think about the opportunity before you. This is your chance to get out there and be the person you’ve always wanted to be. And who knows? Maybe there’s someone else out there who’s also preparing him or herself and will be just the right person for you.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Hey it's quite accurate!!! Try and see! 嗨，这个测试很准的哦，来试试看
Situation: 场景：You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there...
你在森林的深处，你向前走，看见前面有一座很旧的小屋。
(1) What is the status of the door? (Opened/closed)
这个小屋的门现在是什么状态？（开着/关着）
(2)You enter the hut and see a table... What is the shape of the table? (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)
你走进屋子里看见一张桌子, 这个桌子是什么形状的？（圆形/椭圆形/正方形/长方形/三角形）
(3) On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. How much water is it filled up with? (Full/Half/Empty)
在桌子上有个花瓶，瓶子里有水，有多少水在花瓶里？（满的/一半/空的）
(4)
And what is the vase made of? (Glass/porcelain/clay) (metal/plastic/wood)
这个瓶子是由什么材料制造的？ （玻璃/陶瓷/泥土）（金属/塑料/木头）
(5)
You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down...
What is the speed of the water? (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)
你走出屋子，继续向森林深处前进，你看见远处有瀑布飞流直下，请问水流的速度是多少？（你可以从0—10任意选一个）
(6)
Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys...
How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain? (Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)
过了一会，你走过瀑布，你站在坚硬的地面上，你看见地上有金光闪烁，你弯腰拾起来，是一个带着钥匙的钥匙链。有多少把钥匙拴在上面，你可以任意选一个数字（从1到10）
(7)
You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle.
What is the condition of the castle? (Old/new)
你继续向前走，试着找出一条路来，突然你发现眼前有一座城堡。这个城堡是什么样的？（旧的/新的）
(8)
You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...Will you pick up the jewel? (YES/NO)
你走进城堡，看见一个游泳池，黑暗的水面上飘浮着很多闪闪发光的宝石，你会捡起这些宝石吗？（是/不）
(9)
Next to the murky pool... there’s another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...
Will you pick the money? (YES/NO)
在这个黑暗的游泳池旁边还有一座游泳池。清澈的水面上飘浮着很多枚钱币。你会捡起这些钱币吗？（是/不）
(10)
Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the ground.
What is the size of the box? (small/medium/big)
你走到城堡的尽头有一个出口，你继续向前走走出了城堡。在城堡外面，你看见一座大花园，你看见地面上有一个箱子。这个箱子是多大尺寸的？（小/中/大）
(11) What is the material of the box? (cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)
这个箱子是什么材料做的？ （硬纸板/纸/木头/金属）
(12)
There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box, What is the bridge made of?
(metal/wooden/rattan)
花园里还有一座桥就在离着箱子的不远处。桥是什么材料建造的？（金属/木头/藤条）
(13)
Across the bridge, there is a horse. What is the colour of the horse? (white/grey/brown/black)
走过这座桥，有一匹马。马是什么颜色的？（白色/灰色/褐色/黑色）
(14)
What is the horse doing? (still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)
马正在做什么？（安静地站着/吃草/在附近奔跑）
(15) OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse. You have 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
哦，不！离马很近的地方突然刮起了一阵龙卷风。你三种选择。
（1） 跑过去藏在箱子里？
（2） 跑过去藏在桥底下？
（3） 跑过去骑马离开？
Here are the interpretations:
好了，这就是我们的结论：
(1)
The door:
opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself
门：
门如果是开着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿与别人分享的人
门如果是关着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿一个人去做的人
(2)
The table:
Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will accept and trust them completely
圆形/椭圆形—总有一些朋友陪伴着你，你完全地信任并接受他们。
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hang out with those whom you think are on the same frequency
正方形/长方形—你在交朋友的时候有点挑剔，你只是和那些你认为比较熟悉的朋友有一些来往。
Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are not many friends in your life.
三角形—在对待朋友的问题上，你是一个真正的非常吹毛求疵的人，所以你的生活里没有许多朋友。
(3)
Water in vase:
Empty - your life is not fulfilled
Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled
Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you! :)
瓶子里的水
空的——你目前的生活很不满意。
一半——你的生活只有一半达到你的理想。
满的——你对目前的生活非常满意。
(4) Material of vase:
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile
瓶子的质地：
玻璃/泥土/陶瓷——在生活里你是一个脆弱而需要得到照顾的人。
metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life
金属/塑料/木头——你在生活里是一个强者。
(5)
Flow of waterfall:
0 - no sex drive at all
1 to 4 - low sex drive
5 - average sex drive
6 to 9 - high sex drive
10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can’t live without sex...
水流速度：
0— 你根本没有性欲
1— 4你的性欲很低
5— 中等水平的性欲
6— 9很强的性欲
10— 哇噻！你有超强的性欲，生活里没有性根本不行。
(6)
Keys:
1 - you have one good friend in your life
2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends
钥匙：
1—生活中你只有一个好朋友。
2— 5生活中你有一些好朋友。
6—10生活中你有许多好朋友。
(7) Castle:
Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.
New - your last relationship is good and it’s still fresh in your heart.
城堡：
旧的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段不好的和不值得纪念的关系。
新的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段很好的交往现在仍然鲜活的驻留在你心里。
(8)
The jewel from the murky pool water:
YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.
NO - when your partner is around, you will stick around with him/her most of the time.
从脏水的游泳池里捡宝石：
是—当你的伴侣在你身边时，你依然和周围的人调情。
不—当你的伴侣在你身边里，你绝大多数时间只会围着他/她转。
(9)
The money from the clear water pool:
YES - when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others.
NO - even when your partner is not around, you will still think of her and and will be loyal to him/her, not flirting around with others.
从清澈的游泳池里捡钱币：
是——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你会和周围的人调情。
不——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你也会忠实于他/她，不和周围的人调情。
(10) The size of the box:
small - low ego
medium - average ego
big - high ego
箱子的大小
小—不自负
中等—比较自负
大—非常自负
(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):
cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining)
– humble personality
metal - proud and stuck up personality
箱子的材料（从表面看）
硬纸/纸/木头（不闪光）——谦虚的性格
金属——骄傲而顽固的性格
(12) The material of the bridge:
metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends
桥的材料
金属——和朋友有非常紧密的联系
木头——和朋友有比较紧密的联系
藤条——周围没有很好的朋友
(13) Colour of the horse:
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.
black - your partner doesn’t seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.
马的颜色： \
白色——你的伴侣在你心目中非常纯洁而美好。
灰色/褐色——你的伴侣在你心目中的位置一般。
黑色——你的伴侣在你心目中好像根本不怎么样，甚至还很坏。
(14) Horse action:
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.
running about - your partner is a wild type person.
马的动作：
安静/吃草——你的伴侣是一个顾家的，谦虚的人。
在附近奔跑——你的伴侣是一个非常狂野的人。
（15）This the last but most important part of the test.
From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...
What are you going do? There are only 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
这是最后一个问题但也是最重要的问题。对了，故事的结尾是一阵龙卷风，
你怎么去做呢？这里提供了三种选择：
(i) 跑过去藏在箱子里面？
(ii) 跑过去藏在桥下面？
iii) 跑过去骑上马走？
What will you choose?
Now, the above is signified by these things:
tornado - problems in your life
box - you
bridge - your friends
horse - your partner
那么什么是你的选择呢？
现在，我们看看上面的这些事物代表的是什么：
龙卷风——你生活中的麻烦
箱子——你自己
桥——你的朋友
马——你的伴侣
(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
(ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your friends whenever you are met problems.
(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met
with problems.
i）如果你选择箱子，你无论何时遇到麻烦你都会自己解决。
ii）或者你选择桥，无论何时你遇到麻烦你都有将去找你的朋友一起解决。
iii）又或者你选择的最后一个马，你寻找的伴侣是你无论何时遇到麻烦都要和他/她一起去面对。
So if you think this is worth to take some time to send it to your friends, then you are a friend indeed.Or you think it is kind of true, you can also send it to your friends cause you are true too.
那么如果你认为花一些时间把这个传送给你的朋友是有价值的，那么你是一个真正的朋友。或者你认为这只有一项是真的,你仍愿意发给你的朋友, 证明你同样是一个真正的朋友。
你在森林的深处，你向前走，看见前面有一座很旧的小屋。
(1) What is the status of the door? (Opened/closed)
这个小屋的门现在是什么状态？（开着/关着）
(2)You enter the hut and see a table... What is the shape of the table? (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)
你走进屋子里看见一张桌子, 这个桌子是什么形状的？（圆形/椭圆形/正方形/长方形/三角形）
(3) On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. How much water is it filled up with? (Full/Half/Empty)
在桌子上有个花瓶，瓶子里有水，有多少水在花瓶里？（满的/一半/空的）
(4)
And what is the vase made of? (Glass/porcelain/clay) (metal/plastic/wood)
这个瓶子是由什么材料制造的？ （玻璃/陶瓷/泥土）（金属/塑料/木头）
(5)
You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down...
What is the speed of the water? (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)
你走出屋子，继续向森林深处前进，你看见远处有瀑布飞流直下，请问水流的速度是多少？（你可以从0—10任意选一个）
(6)
Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys...
How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain? (Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)
过了一会，你走过瀑布，你站在坚硬的地面上，你看见地上有金光闪烁，你弯腰拾起来，是一个带着钥匙的钥匙链。有多少把钥匙拴在上面，你可以任意选一个数字（从1到10）
(7)
You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle.
What is the condition of the castle? (Old/new)
你继续向前走，试着找出一条路来，突然你发现眼前有一座城堡。这个城堡是什么样的？（旧的/新的）
(8)
You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...Will you pick up the jewel? (YES/NO)
你走进城堡，看见一个游泳池，黑暗的水面上飘浮着很多闪闪发光的宝石，你会捡起这些宝石吗？（是/不）
(9)
Next to the murky pool... there’s another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...
Will you pick the money? (YES/NO)
在这个黑暗的游泳池旁边还有一座游泳池。清澈的水面上飘浮着很多枚钱币。你会捡起这些钱币吗？（是/不）
(10)
Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the ground.
What is the size of the box? (small/medium/big)
你走到城堡的尽头有一个出口，你继续向前走走出了城堡。在城堡外面，你看见一座大花园，你看见地面上有一个箱子。这个箱子是多大尺寸的？（小/中/大）
(11) What is the material of the box? (cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)
这个箱子是什么材料做的？ （硬纸板/纸/木头/金属）
(12)
There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box, What is the bridge made of?
(metal/wooden/rattan)
花园里还有一座桥就在离着箱子的不远处。桥是什么材料建造的？（金属/木头/藤条）
(13)
Across the bridge, there is a horse. What is the colour of the horse? (white/grey/brown/black)
走过这座桥，有一匹马。马是什么颜色的？（白色/灰色/褐色/黑色）
(14)
What is the horse doing? (still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)
马正在做什么？（安静地站着/吃草/在附近奔跑）
(15) OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse. You have 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
哦，不！离马很近的地方突然刮起了一阵龙卷风。你三种选择。
（1） 跑过去藏在箱子里？
（2） 跑过去藏在桥底下？
（3） 跑过去骑马离开？
Here are the interpretations:
好了，这就是我们的结论：
(1)
The door:
opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself
门：
门如果是开着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿与别人分享的人
门如果是关着的：说明你是一个任何事都愿一个人去做的人
(2)
The table:
Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will accept and trust them completely
圆形/椭圆形—总有一些朋友陪伴着你，你完全地信任并接受他们。
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hang out with those whom you think are on the same frequency
正方形/长方形—你在交朋友的时候有点挑剔，你只是和那些你认为比较熟悉的朋友有一些来往。
Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are not many friends in your life.
三角形—在对待朋友的问题上，你是一个真正的非常吹毛求疵的人，所以你的生活里没有许多朋友。
(3)
Water in vase:
Empty - your life is not fulfilled
Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled
Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you! :)
瓶子里的水
空的——你目前的生活很不满意。
一半——你的生活只有一半达到你的理想。
满的——你对目前的生活非常满意。
(4) Material of vase:
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile
瓶子的质地：
玻璃/泥土/陶瓷——在生活里你是一个脆弱而需要得到照顾的人。
metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life
金属/塑料/木头——你在生活里是一个强者。
(5)
Flow of waterfall:
0 - no sex drive at all
1 to 4 - low sex drive
5 - average sex drive
6 to 9 - high sex drive
10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can’t live without sex...
水流速度：
0— 你根本没有性欲
1— 4你的性欲很低
5— 中等水平的性欲
6— 9很强的性欲
10— 哇噻！你有超强的性欲，生活里没有性根本不行。
(6)
Keys:
1 - you have one good friend in your life
2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends
钥匙：
1—生活中你只有一个好朋友。
2— 5生活中你有一些好朋友。
6—10生活中你有许多好朋友。
(7) Castle:
Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.
New - your last relationship is good and it’s still fresh in your heart.
城堡：
旧的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段不好的和不值得纪念的关系。
新的—显示你在过去的交往中有一段很好的交往现在仍然鲜活的驻留在你心里。
(8)
The jewel from the murky pool water:
YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.
NO - when your partner is around, you will stick around with him/her most of the time.
从脏水的游泳池里捡宝石：
是—当你的伴侣在你身边时，你依然和周围的人调情。
不—当你的伴侣在你身边里，你绝大多数时间只会围着他/她转。
(9)
The money from the clear water pool:
YES - when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others.
NO - even when your partner is not around, you will still think of her and and will be loyal to him/her, not flirting around with others.
从清澈的游泳池里捡钱币：
是——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你会和周围的人调情。
不——当你的伴侣不在你身边，你也会忠实于他/她，不和周围的人调情。
(10) The size of the box:
small - low ego
medium - average ego
big - high ego
箱子的大小
小—不自负
中等—比较自负
大—非常自负
(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):
cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining)
– humble personality
metal - proud and stuck up personality
箱子的材料（从表面看）
硬纸/纸/木头（不闪光）——谦虚的性格
金属——骄傲而顽固的性格
(12) The material of the bridge:
metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends
桥的材料
金属——和朋友有非常紧密的联系
木头——和朋友有比较紧密的联系
藤条——周围没有很好的朋友
(13) Colour of the horse:
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.
black - your partner doesn’t seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.
马的颜色： \
白色——你的伴侣在你心目中非常纯洁而美好。
灰色/褐色——你的伴侣在你心目中的位置一般。
黑色——你的伴侣在你心目中好像根本不怎么样，甚至还很坏。
(14) Horse action:
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.
running about - your partner is a wild type person.
马的动作：
安静/吃草——你的伴侣是一个顾家的，谦虚的人。
在附近奔跑——你的伴侣是一个非常狂野的人。
（15）This the last but most important part of the test.
From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...
What are you going do? There are only 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
这是最后一个问题但也是最重要的问题。对了，故事的结尾是一阵龙卷风，
你怎么去做呢？这里提供了三种选择：
(i) 跑过去藏在箱子里面？
(ii) 跑过去藏在桥下面？
iii) 跑过去骑上马走？
What will you choose?
Now, the above is signified by these things:
tornado - problems in your life
box - you
bridge - your friends
horse - your partner
那么什么是你的选择呢？
现在，我们看看上面的这些事物代表的是什么：
龙卷风——你生活中的麻烦
箱子——你自己
桥——你的朋友
马——你的伴侣
(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
(ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your friends whenever you are met problems.
(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met
with problems.
i）如果你选择箱子，你无论何时遇到麻烦你都会自己解决。
ii）或者你选择桥，无论何时你遇到麻烦你都有将去找你的朋友一起解决。
iii）又或者你选择的最后一个马，你寻找的伴侣是你无论何时遇到麻烦都要和他/她一起去面对。
So if you think this is worth to take some time to send it to your friends, then you are a friend indeed.Or you think it is kind of true, you can also send it to your friends cause you are true too.
那么如果你认为花一些时间把这个传送给你的朋友是有价值的，那么你是一个真正的朋友。或者你认为这只有一项是真的,你仍愿意发给你的朋友, 证明你同样是一个真正的朋友。
Sunday, October 5, 2008
C Kim's Birthday
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We celebrated C kim's birthday in my house. She looked pretty happy when we all(all the ex-schoolmates) gathered togehter and sang a bday song for her.
Although she has changed a new bf (German), but she seemed completely fine and happy to have fun with all of us.
here are some pics to show her happy face.
friends forever Chor Kim. Happy Birthday 23 Sept 08.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Made of Honour
For Tom (Patrick Dempsey), life is good: he’s sexy, successful, has great luck with the ladies, and knows he can always rely on Hannah (Michelle Monaghan), his delightful best friend and the one constant in his life. It’s the perfect setup until Hannah goes overseas to Scotland on a six-week business trip...and Tom is stunned to realize how empty his life is without her. He resolves that when she gets back, he’ll ask Hannah to marry him – but is floored when he learns that she has become engaged to a handsome and wealthy Scotsman and plans to move overseas. When Hannah asks Tom to be her “maid” of honor, he reluctantly agrees to fill the role...but only so he can attempt to woo Hannah and stop the wedding before it’s too late.
Hey guys.. this is the movie that I would like to share. (Made of Honour) Love and romantic movie. I find the story very real just like what happen in our life.
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